The Top Ten Reasons
I wish I were Jewish

Happy Hanukkah

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original recording of Sevivon, short version
Chris Leap composer, NoEvil Productions
producer: Kat Caverly

Reason #10: I love clarinet music.

Reason #9: I love potato pancakes.

Reason #8: I love the Three Stooges.

Reason #7: To be really funny it helps if you’re Jewish.

Reason #6: Yiddish is a form of poetry.

Reason #5: Santa is Jewish. HOra HOra HOra

Reason #4: I love everything Matzo.

Reason #3: the Marx Brothers!

Reason #2: Did I say that to be funny it helps if you’re Jewish?

and Reason #1: Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah

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original recording of Sevivon, short version
Chris Leap composer, NoEvil Productions
producer: Kat Caverly